Wednesday, February 16, 2011

Fictional Argument between Orson Welles and Herman J Mankiewicz Regarding “Citizen Kane

Welles: I wrote most of Kane! You’re just being a dick!

Mank: HEY! That hurts my feelings.

Welles: I’m sorry. I guess I was a little out of line.

Mank: It’s okay, I understand. You’re under a lot of pressure.

Welles: No one understands…

Mank: I understand.

Welles: You do?

Mank: Yeah.

Welles: I love you.

Mank: I love you, too.

Welles: I’ll see you at home.

Mank: (whispering) Hurry back. Mi amour. Hurry back.

Thursday, February 3, 2011